Feb 18, 14 | 7:03 am
Celebrities travelling incognito come up with all manner of aliases to escape their fans. Here are some of the favourites we've heard.
Zelda Zonk - Marilyn Monroe
Carl Con Carne - Brad Pitt
Mr Stench, Mr Oddpong, Mr Drip Noodle, Mr Donkey Ass - Johnny Depp
Alotta Warmheart - Brittney Spears
Apollo C. Vermouth - Paul McCartney
Richard Monaco - Ringo Starr
Brian Bigbun, Bobo Latrine, Sir Humphrey Handbag - Elton John
Prince Albert, Harry Bollocks - Ozzy Osborne
Tinkerbell - Paris Hilton
Bruce and Jasmine Pilaf - Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
Miss Lollypop - Angelina Jolie
Frank Farmer - Kevin Costner
JT Smith - John Travolta
Arnold Schwarzenegger - George Clooney
Heather Kelly - Tyra Banks
Ann Walker - Cindy Crawford
Have you heard of other good ones? Let us know at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Excerpt reprinted with permission from "Waldorf Hysteria, Hotel Manners, Misbehaviours & Minibars" by Arbon Publishing.